Jimmy the Failure

By Owen

Put it down!" the man yelled. Jimmy put down bob. Bob ran away screaming like a girl. The store manager yelled at jimmy for scaring bob away. Then jimmy had liquid in his pants. Jimmy quit that day.

Jimmy tried moving on to better things. But he could not he missed being night manager at k mart. His boss was happy jimmy was a total putze. Jimmy tried being a bank receptionist. He quit that to he hated it.

Jimmy was a total failure he sucked at every thing. His mom even said he sucked. Jimmy wanted to run away forever. He told his mom bye and then slapped her. He ended up in las angelas.

He found a girl namned butox and dated her. Jimmy was in love. Butox said jimmy was not a failure jimmy said woman what do you Know. Butox got really really mad. Jimmy apologized to her. Butox blushed.

Jimmy bought a one bedroom apartment and married butox. He found a job at stator brothers as a clerk. Jimmy loved it. He married butox and had nine kids. Jimmy was not a failure after all.